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July 3, 2026

The When They Go Slow We Go Slow Episode

July 3, 2026

We have a new episode, Thank The Patrons! (Some of them) Dan & Phil return with some spirited debates about many important issues: from the anti-immigration protests in South Africa to protests against reality TV shows in Zimbabwe. Should Zimbabwean events boycott South African artists? Should you sell your parent's housse for Fable 5? Should you just build an underground bunker? All these questions answered and more, enjoy!

July 3, 2026

June 26, 2026

To Live and Die in Aiiii Episode

June 26, 2026

Boys & Girls, everything is alright again, the 2BT boys are back with another sports science analysis of the World Cup to date. Dan & Phil examine some moral (and magical) quandaries arising from the football, some questions about the music industry like why did Lizzo go triple paper clip? And what is going on with Credo V Daniels and his suspicious music? And of course, the tech ombudsmen analyze what's going on with Polymarket's fake influencers, and the SpaceX stock market fall. Lot's to enjoy!

June 26, 2026

June 19, 2026

The Waka Maka Episode

June 19, 2026

Go sports! Yay team! Dan & Phil are back for a fresh new installment of your favourite dedicated Jonasi-hater themed podcast. In this episode of 2 Broke Twimbos, the dynamic duo react to the viral sensation that is Sue Nyathi's Netfilx-adaptation of her book The Polygamist, then they review the experience of the World Cup so far. There's room to wax lyrical as tech ombudsmen about the big AI companies and their shenanigans this week, from Anthropic's clash with the US Government over Claude Fable 5, to Open AI's leaked financials from their iPO filing. And also... how much should domestic workers be paid? Enjoy!

June 19, 2026

June 13, 2026

The Greens with Envi Episode

June 13, 2026

New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa vs Mexico, and a deep dive into the SpaceX IPO and the state of AI and tech. Fun times. Enjoy!

June 13, 2026

June 5, 2026

The Prompt But Delay Episode

June 5, 2026

Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a lot more! Enjoy!

June 5, 2026

May 22, 2026

The Gunning for Gooners Episode

May 22, 2026

CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy!

May 22, 2026

May 16, 2026

The Sand in The Soap Box Episode

May 16, 2026

Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some clever ways of getting around restrictions on generosity. Enjoy!

May 16, 2026

May 2, 2026

The Fare is Foul Episode

May 2, 2026

Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and... inDrive fares! Enjoy!

May 2, 2026

April 18, 2026

The Rise and Appeal Episode

April 18, 2026

Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!

April 18, 2026

April 10, 2026

The Punctual Pullout Episode

April 10, 2026

The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views!

Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!

April 10, 2026

All tagged Water

Mar 18

Mar 18 The Water Struggle Part 1 - That Flushing Feeling

Phil Chard

The Struggle

Welcome back one & all (essentially the 7 people that regularly check this site)

Here at 2 Broke Twimbos we are dedicated to giving you the full spectrum of entertainment & useful life hacks. From our podcast, to events & music.

So today I'm back with another highly intellectual think piece on the struggles my esteemed struggle champion Dan & I endure. The Water Struggle.

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Mar 18 The Water Struggle Part 1 - That Flushing Feeling

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