Ladies, if you’re reading this, Dan & Phil’s enemies are out to get them. You know what to do. We have more opinions on Joe Rogan, but while we’re at it, we also have opinions on Thandiwe Newton, and Simon Leviev The Tinder Swindler. Also, we know that Valentine’s is coming, and we have complaints about women’s gifting abilities. There’s a lot to enjoy!

It's happening! This is not a drill! You can finally return to your routines, Dan & Phil are BACK with that fresh new-new!! Dan is a father now, and he has profound wisdom to share, like "new parents are tired". The boys even get to talk about sport, like Formula 1 coming back to Africa (surprise it's Rwanda!) and what punishment should Manchester City get for cheating for over a decade? Oh and Phil has been outisde. A lot to discuss, enjoy!