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Apr 18, 2026

Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!

Apr 18, 2026

Apr 10, 2026

The Punctual Pullout Episode

Apr 10, 2026

The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views!

Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!

Apr 10, 2026

Apr 4, 2026

The Crowned Wince Episode

Apr 4, 2026

Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!

Apr 4, 2026

Mar 28, 2026

The Oh Father Guard Episdoe

Mar 28, 2026

Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy!

Mar 28, 2026

Mar 20, 2026

The CAF Aye OLAY Episode

Mar 20, 2026

The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy!

Mar 20, 2026

Mar 14, 2026

The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode

Mar 14, 2026

Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy!

Mar 14, 2026

Mar 6, 2026

The Roaring 20s Episode

Mar 6, 2026

Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP Showmax. Enjoy!

Mar 6, 2026

Feb 27, 2026

The Blurts and Spurts Episode

Feb 27, 2026

New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this year with what's happening in Mexico (and America)?? AI Music, Tech Ombudsman things (Samsung S26, Perplexity Computer) and We Outside this weekend at the NAMAs! Enjoy!

Feb 27, 2026

Feb 20, 2026

The Shot Selection Episode

Feb 20, 2026

Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coaches racist? Are you going to J Cole? Enjoy!

Feb 20, 2026

Feb 13, 2026

The Sow and Stick Episode

Feb 13, 2026

Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music Video, then the Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny as well as the noteworthy ads, THEEEEN Zimbabwe in the Epstein files, and more! Enjoy!

Feb 13, 2026

All tagged SHowtime Records

Dec 24

Dec 24 The Simba Tagz & Dutch Episode

Phil Chard

2BT Podcast

Like sands through our cheap sandals, so are the days of our lives…

And with that dramatic intro we are back with another jam and/or marmalade packed episode of 2 Broke Twimbos. This time we harangued and lampooned Simba Tagz and Dutch from Showtime Records.

Jul 16

Jul 16 The Reverb 7 & Gore Episode

Phil Chard

2BT Podcast

WE ARE BACK !!!! That's right after spending months securing money for internet bundles while doing questionable activities at Harare Show Grounds we have managed to scrape enough megabytes to upload another episode of 2 Broke Twimbos.

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Dec 24 The Simba Tagz & Dutch Episode

Jul 16 The Reverb 7 & Gore Episode

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