I know I know, you've missed us. But your aim will get better, right? After a super brief hiatus, we bring you another episode in the much-acclaimed sadistic documentation of the misery faced by the fiscally failed duo. We've been doing this for a year now! Yay us!

Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!