I know I know, you've missed us. But your aim will get better, right? After a super brief hiatus, we bring you another episode in the much-acclaimed sadistic documentation of the misery faced by the fiscally failed duo. We've been doing this for a year now! Yay us!

Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coaches racist? Are you going to J Cole? Enjoy!