I'm a man of simple means. (By simple I mean "no") One of my largest expenses on a weekly basis is the ridiculously large amount of money I spend on airtime. Now for those of you currently living in countries that don't use English as a chopping block for slaughtering roadrunner chickens, airtime here refers to phone credit.
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The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views!
Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!