Jul 24

Jul 24 Guluva Se7en - City of Kings

Big up Bulawayo! Skies rapper Guluva Se7en has released a scorcher of a track that is an ode to his hometown, aptly titled City of Kings. You'll probably catch a Fetty Wap flavour on the hook, but his bars are all about Bulawayo, while on production is Marvin. Guluva Se7en won best newcomer at last year's Zim Hip Hop Awards, though he really has been on his grind for years now. This song will no doubt pick up a whole bunch of radio play, and not just in Bulawayo. Stream/download it below:

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Aug 15, 2019

The Top 50 List Episode

“So bad that it’s actually kinda good.”
”Turn that off”
and “Whats a podcast?”
These are just a few of the most positive reviews inundating 2 Broke Twimbos, and no doubt this latest episode will leave many more similar reactions from people of all walks of life.

Aug 9, 2019

The Watch What Happens on Live Episode

Tally ho, ahoy and bonjour to all fans of one of the top 3 podcasts streamed by aliens studying human life. The 2 Broke Twimbos are back with another episode, brought to you across vast distances through the wonders of technology. First of all, apologies for missing the episode last week,

Jul 24, 2019

The Boycott Lion King Episode

Friends, Diasporans and Countrymen! It is once again that time to lend us your ears for another potent and pointless Podcast of preposterous pontifications and promulgations!

Jul 18, 2019

The Go Zim Gems! Episode

We as Zimbabweans have been avid superfans of the esteemed sport of netball for centuries now, and this podcast is no exception. Comrades, we bring you a new episode of the only podcast dedicated to supporting the Zimbabwean national netball team currently representing us at the Netball World Cup

Jul 12, 2019

The 6 RTGS & A Dream Episode

Like a phoenix that rises through the ashes of the fire you started to do your cooking because there was no ZESA, the 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode of the only podcast that will make you pay for someone else’s food.

Jul 5, 2019

The ZimDollar 2: Bond Strikes Back Episode

Members of the Rebel Alliance and the Empire alike, after a week’s absence, we bring you a fresh new serving of the only podcast that is worth more in Zimbabwe Dollars than it is in US Dollars. The 2 Broke Twimbos link up again, illuminated by their now perennial candlelight to discuss the reintroduction of Zimbabwe’s own currency, the Forbes 30 Under 30 List, your church papas and their continued deviant behaviour, corruption in Zimbabwe as revealed by the Auditor General’s report and much more.

Jun 21, 2019

The Castle Lite Unlocks Episode

Greetings fellow candle-users! The 2 Broke Twimbos have overcome the quadruple threat of no power, no fuel, no bread and no water to emerge victorious with a brand new episode, and what an episode it is! Dan managed to attend the Castle Lite Unlocks Experience in Johannesburg, South Africa featuring headline acts Post Malone and Meek Mill.

Jun 13, 2019

The Urus Episode

Pedestrians and kombi-takers, 2 Broke Twimbos is a podcast that prides itself on reminding you that we all have the same 24 hours, what are you doing with yours? They sleep we grind, blessed and highly favoured, when you do what you love you’ll love what you do, insert Gary Vee quote.

Jun 6, 2019

The Allez Allez Allez Episode

If podcasting were this year's Champions League, then 2 Broke Twimbos would be Liverpool! (That's the sound of Dan retching in the background) It's another episode of the only podcast Zimbabwean prisoners would listen to while watching Bev twerk!

May 29, 2019

The Rubbish At Cricket Episode

Comrades, the economy has us stumped, really and truly this innings has been a tough one. But before we were all out, we decided to hit for six and managed to get across the line with a brand new episode of the only podcast you’re not allowed to say is rubbish when speaking to foreigners.