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The Greens with Envi Episode
The Greens with Envi Episode

New episode! Dan & Phil return with a fresh episode of a podcast that did not get a visa to discuss World Cup stuff, but will anyway. There's some stuff to catch up on, the technical stuff you've come to expect from these erudite savants, like Miss Universe and Love Island. But also South Africa vs Mexico, and a deep dive into the SpaceX IPO and the state of AI and tech. Fun times. Enjoy!

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The Prompt But Delay Episode
The Prompt But Delay Episode

Another week of Hormuz problems, but we don't even notice because, that also means it's another week of 2BT to listen to on public transport. Dan & Phil are back to talk about AI in music videos (Winky D what is you doing??), the concerning build-up to the World Cup, tech ombudsman stuff and a lot more! Enjoy!

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The Gunning for Gooners Episode
The Gunning for Gooners Episode

CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy!

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The Sand in The Soap Box Episode
The Sand in The Soap Box Episode

Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some clever ways of getting around restrictions on generosity. Enjoy!

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The Fare is Foul Episode
The Fare is Foul Episode

Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and... inDrive fares! Enjoy!

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The Rise and Appeal Episode
The Rise and Appeal Episode

Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!

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The Punctual Pullout Episode
The Punctual Pullout Episode

The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views!

Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!

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The Crowned Wince Episode
The Crowned Wince Episode

Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!

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The Oh Father Guard Episode
The Oh Father Guard Episode

Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy!

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The CAF Aye OLAY Episode
The CAF Aye OLAY Episode

The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy!

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Jono - Are You Down Featuring Riv & Choklit Boii

Jono - Are You Down Featuring Riv & Choklit Boii

Phil Chard
Music

New R&B banger from a few Zimbabweans living abroad in ‘Staylia (that’s Australia for our readers that were in the C stream in school). The song is by Jono aka Jonathan Chirobo, and X Factor finalist Riv Ngwenya . The song also features a rap verse from Choklit Boii and was produced by MNYA.

The song itself is titled Are You Down and sounds very much like the American R&B/Hip Hop joints on the radio today.  The song is fire but I wish these talented Zimbabweans would channel their talents into creating their own sound instead of replicating someone else’s sound.

Are You Down Feat. Riv & Choklit Boii
Jono
Mik - Like Ooh Feat. Mile [Official Video]

Mik - Like Ooh Feat. Mile [Official Video]
Victor Pedro - Throway [Official Video]

Victor Pedro - Throway [Official Video]